double lame

Wow, the Canucks sort of suck. A lot.

I won't be disappointed that they won't be in the playoffs because I hate crowds of retards making it impossible to get away from work at night or making nights out downtown difficult. I hate clumps of drunk people, especially when those clumps yell at me such gems as, "Fuck, ya! Canucks!" or "Woooooooo!!! Canucks!!!" These cheers are usually screamed right into my ear or face because, obviously, proximity is key in getting people like me on your side.

Maybe I'll try that from now on to get people to do what I want.

OK, I did a SurveyMonkey survey today because I wanted to try to win technology. Is giving personal information worth an iTouch? Probably not, especially since the chance of me winning is 0.000437%, but I can't NOT enter. Fucking SurveyMonkey... They make it so easy to answer, yet store the results in the States. Do I really care about the IT department at the university? No. Do I want an iTouch? Hells ya.

I complain about the lameness of sports fans, but I laughed at back-of-the-book indexes in class this morning. That's lame. But how could I not when one of the index terms was "monstrous big whore" when describing a particular woman in a biography?!

Oh cripes, this is how lame I've become. Library jokes like yelling, "Ranganathan!!!" are funny. Maybe I should yell that at sports fans who yell at me about the Canucks...