Why is it you never hear about celebrities getting librarians pregnant? It's always "models" or "actresses" or "nannies" or "cocktail waitresses." Never librarians.
I know it isn't because librarians aren't hot. Because the first thing everyone says when they find out I'm a librarian is, "Ooooohhhhh, a libraaaarian. Hot!" I get lots of lecherous looks, lots of winking and eye wagging. And considering the number of extremely attractive librarians that I know, it isn't because they're stereotypically bookish-looking. Yet do I hear of librarians getting knocked up by famous men? No.
Are librarians better able to figure out birth control? There are a lot of other women of various professions that manage to not get knocked up by celebrities. So apparently women of certain professions are unable to read directions.
I wonder if famous people even use libraries. Maybe they don't know what a librarian is. Maybe librarians don't need to sue a famous babydaddy for financial support because they're doing fine on their own. Maybe celebrities can't get librarians a better job just from sexing her up.
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