bitch, on being a

I'm not as forgiving as I probably should be at this time of the year. Some people decide that this is the time of the year to make amends and talk to the people they've avoided for months for no apparent reason. Not me, though. No, I like to remain the enormous bitch I always am.

OK, I don't really think I'm enormous bitch. I just realise I have a low tolerance for bullshit and sometimes don't believe the excuses people tell me for ditching out of plans. I do a lot of eyerolling in these instances.

I have a question: do all guys think "I've seen that girl naked" whenever they see a girl they've seen naked? Because I'm watching "How I met your mother" and all I can think about is that I've seen Jason Segel's wiener. These thoughts don't normally occur to me when I see other boys I've seen naked. I wonder why...

At what point does sarcastic honesty become passive-aggression? Are they one in the same? I may have left a sarcastically honest message on an answering service and it could be construed as passive-aggressive. This worries me a little because I'm supposed to stop being passive-aggressive. And I wasn't trying to be snarky; just partway through the message I realised I might be a little angrier about the situation than I initially thought. Sigh. I am my own worst enemy.

I no longer wish I could strangle people like I used to, so that's a positive, right?

This coughing thing sucks. I hate chest colds.