lippy

Holy crap, I hate people.

After a delightful night out with my CBC peeps, I rode the bus partway home with the most entitled yet stupid woman alive.

Seriously, if you think that getting on an empty bus at night at a back door is the best option for you, you should rethink your strategy. The bus driver called her to show him her ticket and she lipped him off. Then she started talking loudly about what an ass he was, at which point I said, "He just wanted to see your ticket." She waved it in front of my face (sort of, a few feet away) and said, "Here's my fucking ticket. Stay out of it."

Like I can do that when provoked.

So I said, "This isn't the B-line. He wants you to enter through the front." To which she replied, "It's LIKE the B-line." I said, "It's NOT the B-line, so you have to show your ticket." And then she got all bitchy and told me to fuck off, to which I obviously also had to tell her to fuck off and stop being so selfish.

When people try to appeal their case to innocent bystanders who want to stay out of it, you know the person is grasping a straws. This is what ensued.

I had a moment with a stranger, who essentially gave me a rolling eye look that said 'that woman is a ridiculous cow who is unable to not be a bitch,' and we had our moment and went back to our ride.

The woman gave me the finger when she got off, to which I gave her the British finger because I figured she either would think it was the peace sign or would be too stupid to know what I meant.

To summarise, people suck ass.

A little shout-out to CH for the secretive birthday on Monday (holla!): we'll be eating buffet chocolate real soon.

Just now I got into the most ridiculous misunderstanding with one of my closest friends, which resulted in me crying on the phone as we tried to figure it out. It's hard to be articulate and thoughtful with 1/3 of 6 jugs of beer coursing through your veins. Guh. No talking for me.

I guess it's that kind of night.