Current mood:tired on a sugar high
I still have presents to buy and no time to do it. Anyone want to be a personal shopper for me? I will treat you badly and require you to buy the gifts with your own money, after which I will take the gifts and promise to "pay you back later." I reserve the right to come back later and confront you on why you bought a certain thing because I obviously wouldn't buy something so tacky/expensive/nice/etc. for that particular person and you should know that. Additionally, I expect them to be wrapped in paper that I would like, but you have to intrinsically know what I would like because I don't have the time to tell you. They should be wrapped well but not too well because I want the receivers to think I wrapped them and, while I'm an excellent wrapper, I tend to get lazy during the holidays, so you must, on your own, figure out how well I could wrap while being lazy and do that. If you don't you will have to re-wrap until it looks right. For this simple task I would pay you in minty chocolate and brandy beans. Tempting?
Currently reading:
The Secret Mulroney Tapes: Unguarded Confessions of a Prime Minister
By Peter C. Newman
Release date: 12 September, 2005
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